By order of the Daleks, all humans must stay indoors (weird news).
As if to show you how messed-up the pandemic situation has become in the UK, Daleks are now patrolling our road, barking out, “By order of the Daleks, all humans must stay indoors. All humans must self-isolate!”
Police have now advised if everyone retreats up their stairs inside their homes, they may be safer.
These evil mutant war machines have been spotted at Robin Hood’s Bay close to Whitby, but surely it is only a matter of time before the invasion widens!
All humans must keep indoors.
All humans will self isolate.
By order of the daleks.#COVID19 pic.twitter.com/tFKyQ0sDnj— Sandford Police (@Sandford_Police) April 3, 2020
