Don’t Step Over The Welcome Mat

a story of house etiquette by: GF Willmetts

  I don’t let anyone breathing into my house.

  I can see what you’re thinking. You’ll hold your breath.

I tell you, when you see my axe, you’ll have a sharp intake of breath.

Works every time.

So, come on over.

© GF Willmetts 2012

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Ask before borrowing

My axe is sharp

My thanks to my cousin Marion for suggesting the solution

although she was rather cut-up with my solution to her solution

Chop happens