Mortal Kombat (a fantasy film review by Mark Kermode).

Mark Kermode, our man of many movies is doing you a solid one this week, by sitting down in front of the new Mortal Kombat film so you don’t have to.

Is this movie a breakout success of cinematic genius, or just a shoddy attempt to cash in on the popular game franchise which involves magical fantasy heroes beating the living crap out of each other?

Take a wild guess.