If You Were A Man From U.N.C.L.E. – pointers by GF Willmetts (article).
Give THRUSH agents an even chance rather than hiding behind a sheet of bullet-proof glass.
All American male agents should restrain themselves from the female gender.
By ‘illegally entering’, this also includes climbing drainpipes, entering through windows and burning locks of locked rooms and examining of any documentation within.
All UNCLE agents should include mountaineering and abseiling in their CVs.
All UNCLE agents prepare for a shower or bath wearing their socks and shoes.
All UNCLE agents should carry emergency gas masks.
If all official buildings are as quiet as the graveyard then they warrant a further examination.
UNCLE agents can illegally enter premises, steal property and do not have to read their rights to anyone they apprehend although shooting them with a tranquilliser dart is permitted.
Using your real names when undercover is hardly a good cover.
It is easy to spot UNCLE and THRUSH operatives abroad as they drive American cars.
All UNCLE agents should remember that the abbreviation of Headquarters no longer contain an ‘S’’.
All UNCLE animal agents should be issued with identification badges.
Napoleon Solo should remember to change his hair style parting from left to right, back and right to left on a regular basis.
No matter the circumstances or danger, UNCLE agents should complete their reports before signing off with their pen communicator.
Hope that your sat-nav’s are accurate. There are a lot of ‘Somewhere’s out there.
On retirement, all male UNCLE agents should return their sexual equipment.
GF Willmetts
somewhere between 2013-2015